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[ A L D R I F ]
[ J A R L D O T T I R ]
a simple lady wishing to do more.

born into the aristocracy of asgard, Aldrif was raised to be a proper young woman who obeyed the rules and did as she was told. however the rules never sunk in and she grew to be quite the rebel.

[ indie asgardian oc ]
[ rp account ]
[ multi fandom & verse ]

open;

     ”Things have grown awful on Midgard. Haven’t they?”

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sassysharpshooter:

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slowbro-the-kid:

SO I RUN FRANTICALLY INTO KROGER TO GET KETCHUP BEFORE MY MCNUGGETS GET COLD

AND AS I STAND AT THE SELF CHECK OUT WITH ONLY A JUMBO BOTTLE OF HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP EVERYONE STARTS FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME LIKE WHAT THE HELL

THEN I REMEMBER IM WEARING THIS SHIRT

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I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW

In heinzsight you should have checked what you were wearing.

Careful, or this joke might ketchup with you.

darkness and light | a thor/loki instrumental playlist (x)
i saw the monster in you, sucked at his small claws, nipped at the silvery whip of his tail. i saw the monster in you and loved you despite it, in spite of it, because of it. your mouth is weaponry and i kissed you with a soft tongue, unarmored. i am not entirely goodness, either. i search our skin for scales. let me in under your bed and i will show you darkness as it curves into light 

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