”Things have grown awful on Midgard. Haven’t they?”
SO I RUN FRANTICALLY INTO KROGER TO GET KETCHUP BEFORE MY MCNUGGETS GET COLD
AND AS I STAND AT THE SELF CHECK OUT WITH ONLY A JUMBO BOTTLE OF HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP EVERYONE STARTS FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME LIKE WHAT THE HELL
THEN I REMEMBER IM WEARING THIS SHIRT
I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW
In heinzsight you should have checked what you were wearing.
Careful, or this joke might ketchup with you.
darkness and light | a thor/loki instrumental playlist (x)
i saw the monster in you, sucked at his small claws, nipped at the silvery whip of his tail. i saw the monster in you and loved you despite it, in spite of it, because of it. your mouth is weaponry and i kissed you with a soft tongue, unarmored. i am not entirely goodness, either. i search our skin for scales. let me in under your bed and i will show you darkness as it curves into light