"No!—" He practically jumped out of his seat before she could even give another thought to removing her clothes. "Please! No—I think that would only draw their eyes more than your clothes already have. Just..keep them on." Not only would it draw more attention to them, the last thing he needed in the tabloids was that he went out for shawarma with some naked chick.
Aldrif looked slightly confused but nodded anyway. “If you say so.” She began to eat away at her food again silently until it was all gone and her plate was completely clean.
The shining light of the Nine Worlds, Asgard is home to the gods..
"This." He simply took out his own phone and handed it to her to show her. "It’s basic function is for communication." He figured he’d keep it simple and leave out how cell phones are basically everything now. That’d be another explanation for later.
He glanced up from his food to look at her when she asked that question. “People stare because they don’t get things that are different to them. It’s just your clothes that are attracting attention.” He wanted to assure her it’s not because she looked completely grotesque or anything. “And well, we’re from different worlds—it’s as simple as that. You’ll get used to things the more time you spend here.”
She took the phone, lifting it up and moving it about in her hands. “It just seems to be a block.” Aldrif murmured as she placed it back down. His next words solicited another frown. “My clothes draw their eyes? Well, perhaps I should take them off then.”
they’re freedom worms
it’s really heartening to know that even big tough marine dudes do the sleeping bag thing
i like how in the first GIF he just kind rolls and plops off his bed, and then other people join him in the thing
"My God." He scoffed, shaking his head. "Tony Stark doesn’t walk places, so you’re in luck today. Get in the Audi."
"In the what?" She questioned, following behind him then staring at the vehicle. "What is this?"
(Masturbating meme) He blinked a few times, his hand still at the door handle. "You know..." He said, a slight smirk appearing on his face."You could always just ask me to do that for you."
Aldrif stood, her robe draped loosely around her body. She moved the door and practically yanked him inside. “Well then, I am glad you came to help.” Her voice was soft but very sultry. With a smirk she stole a quick kiss.
"Mhh." Xaver smiled in the kiss, placing one hand on her hips so he could pull her closer. "So am I. You know…"He started. "There is one thing that is bothering me a little though."
"And just what seems to be bothering you?" She questioned, a small smirk not playing on her lips as one of her hands ran through his hair.